It might just be pretend but she thinks I have friends in high places that I can hook her up with.
Ysa: "Mommy, get Jesus on the phone".
Me: "Baby, I would if I could."
Ysa: "Okay, sure".
She cracks me up. Her poppa cracks her up. On skype today he was making her laugh.
Ysa: "You're killin' me, poppa" (I kid you not).
She explains - "It's just pretend mom".
I said I would never have a trashy front yard, but yes, that is a used cardboard box, trash cans, and old tires right out front (see below).
Learning to play Uke is the only productive thing I can do for myself while still appearing to the neighbours that I am watching my kids outside. Also attracts other mommas in the neighbourhood. A plus.